Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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