you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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