My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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