So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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