I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Randomize
