spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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