How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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