I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
