your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
how does that bad decision feel?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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