she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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