that's an acceptable place to lick
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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