i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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