Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I don't think brook has ever known best
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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