like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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