he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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