I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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