So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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