I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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