Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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