My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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