Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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