i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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