DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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