I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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