I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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