How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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