You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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