forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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