There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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