so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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