I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
