Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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