so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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