Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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