And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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