They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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