My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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