i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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