My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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