He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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