this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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