Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Is it because I queefed?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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