Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
