what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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