I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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