Is it normal to miss your booty call?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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