i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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