I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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