I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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