I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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