yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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