North Korea, Best Korea!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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